Soft, cozy, and quietly bold — this crewneck sweatshirt carries a playful, streetwise attitude without shouting. The white, medium-heavy blend feels warm against chilly mornings and late-night walks. Front artwork reads “I AM NOT AVAILABLE FOR CHAOS” in a mix of hand-lettered red type and a colorful, graffiti-style “CHAOS” that drips like spray paint. It sits like a wearable statement: relaxed shoulders, ribbed collar and cuffs, and a clean tubular knit silhouette that keeps lines simple and flattering. Wear it to slow the pace, mark your boundary, or add an artful layer to a casual outfit. The embroidered options at chest or wrists add subtle texture, while DTF inner labels and OEKO-TEX–certified dyes keep the construction thoughtful and low-fuss. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for shape retention - Embroidery available on left/center/large chest and both wrists for added texture - DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for reinforced construction Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -